kcrobyn

silphcosprites:

I CANT CANT.

IM SO DONE DONE.

~dontthinkjustgame

Oh look here comes the royal couple

~Ryan

Casual Curses

"May the toilet paper run out on you, and the next roll be out of reach"
"May all your eggs be undercooked and may all your bacon burn."
"May you run out of your drink just when your thirst touches you worst"
"May there be Legos wherever your bare feet step."
"May you gain enough weight to need new pants"
"May you oversleep on the day of your performance review."
"May you spill your drink just before you go out with a new relationship, that you might look like you peed yourself"
"May you always have an itch that you just can't scratch."
"May your food cause you to run to the bathroom, and not make it in time"
"May you spill bleach on your favorite shirt."
"May your tires go flat (including the spare)"
"May your best friend forget your birthday."
"May your MOTHER forget your birthday"
"May you run out of gas three miles from the nearest station while it's pouring down rain."
"May a sharp pebble find it's way into your shoe."
"May a dog urinate on your belongings."
"May food become constantly stuck in your teeth."
"May you never be able to get the bartender's attention."
"May you bite down on a seed in every fruit you eat."
"May you always be a dollar short when the bills are due."
"May you never have enough change for the parking meter"
"And may the meter readers be attentive."
"May your tires find every pothole."
"May the next person you piss off be a witch."

Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"

(Source: suppermariobroth)

awesomephilia:

Wait for it… [0:04]

vaatireborn:

ganon

ganoff

sugarplumsweetielamb:

justcallmehero:

Link and Navi at some con. THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.

“Hey Link!”

“What.”

“Hey Link!”

“What.”

“Hey Link!”

“WHAT.”

“Watch out!”

“Omg, nothing’s there, Navi.”

Her cosplay is so cute and she has so much energy ;3;

jonnovstheinternet:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love game to me

jonnovstheinternet:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love game to me

awesomephilia:

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

After watching the infomercial it finally makes sense. there’s an alarm on the cabinet…

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

wolvesatyourgate:

charlottevictorialouise:

I say this all the time.

hallelujah. this.

balkhy:

roughrimjob:

balkhy:

*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*

It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha